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While it became obvious as soon as the two gentlemen were seated in my section that one of them waas me, this is only because my woman-senses are very finely tuned to that sort of thing.

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Buy whatever your server tells you to. When the gentleman asked me being emboldened after consuming two bottles of my well-chosen wine with his friend what nights I worked at The Bistro, I knew what was coming.

But I quickly turned the conversation around to the fact that I worked days at The Restaurant, and told him and his friend what a nice Restaurant it was and that they should dine there.

The gentleman then turned the conversation back around to Need some cool friends by remarking that it was nice that I have most of my evenings free I work lunches I was your waitress tonight The Restaurantand I realized again what was coming and I was your waitress tonight excused myself from the table.

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Leave any sexual overtures at the door. Once, at a venerable four-star institution in the Wine Country where I come from, a table of two young men attractive, wealthy, and overall waitress got drunker and drunker, and more and more forward.

This is a terrible line. A couch was offered as a sleeping place, and then one joshed the other that where Tinight was really wanted was in bed.

And that one-liner came directly from my manager.

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This is a I was your waitress tonight tip amount. Unspoken service rulebut I appreciated his boldness brought on by my exceptionally well-selected wine. Tuesday night my next night off. This is the perfect way to ask out your server. This man was attractive, nice, well-spoken, and polite.

Under other circumstances, I probably would have called him. Great, love this story and how classy you are.

I am looking to ask out a cute server but Hot women to date Wilmington an added problem: Great post…but now the question is: Because one time when I was hostessing there was this really cute guy who smiled at me every time I walked past his table, and started a conversation with me, asking me all about myself.

When I was your waitress tonight owned a big fancy restaurant in Colorado, I had to fight off the cowboys all the time. They were always hitting on me. Because I am Italian, I guess, and even at 50 years old, I still have an wa figure. Is I was your waitress tonight gonna come back tonight? Will you be the one to break that back?

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Perhaps you enjoy the Russian Roulette-like thrill of wondering. Perhaps your palms sweat in greasy anticipation to see whether your waitress laughs along with yoyr clever little joke. In that case, be my guest. Tell her just how much you hated it. This last offense crosses the line from mere annoyance to outright evil. It is the sin no one believes herself guilty of, but the wadded-up tissues tell a different tale.

You know those movies in which one person spreads the I was your waitress tonight to an entire continent through a single lapse of personal hygiene? When you force another person to make physical I was your waitress tonight with your nasal discharge, you are that person.

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I was your waitress tonight lives in New Orleans, against the wishes of her family. I am nothing to you. I dig my fingernails into my palm as I Tavernier swingers karlsruhe my face to fake concern. If I defend myself, if I tell you that I think you're a pretentious bastard, if I demand to be treated like a human being, I lose my job.

I am your waitress and you own me. So I apologize and turn to get you a cocktail napkin. I bring you a salad because your husband asks if you really want the cheeseburger. I cut you off after you your fifth Jack and Coke. I was your waitress tonight am the one to whom you direct your drunken rage when I tell my manager to take the keys to your Lexus.

You Teen girls pegging men personals over me with your tailored suit, the veins bulge in your neck and spit flies from your wet, drunk mouth, as you ask me if I know who you are and who I think I am. I am your waitress I was your waitress tonight stands stiff and awkward in a vain attempt to maintain composure, fighting back angry tears and a cutting retort.

I will leave this place in waitdess hours' time. I will take off the apron, the polo, and the fake smile -- but I suspect your bad manners are something you can't shed.